As it happens when friends find common ground, you start to develop your own language. Well my super smart and witty friends are no different. We met on H50 Sardonic and the craziness has continued with this blog and beyond.
Mostly we speak in a lot of acronyms because we’re too lazy to type entire sentences over and over. *_*
Thanks, however to this big world wide web, our blog followers are increasingly international and many don’t speak English as their first language so all our little acronyms and jokes are hard for them to understand. I hope this photo representation of some of our terms is helpful. I’ve added the text under each photo so it can be copied and entered into an online translator as needed.
Feel free to comment on your favorite….or all of them! 🙂
BAMF – Bad Ass Mother F*cker (What Steve McGarrett is.)
ACA – ALL CAPS AGREE “Alex O’Loughlin is a big goof!” ACDA – ALL CAPS DISAGREE “Alex is ungrateful and has forgotten his fans.”
AlexOgasm – What you have when he does something sexy. Sometimes multiples. Credit: @DemiGoddess13
asdfjk;ljk; (or any variation of) – The sound you make when you can’t form words.
Awkwardchickflickmoment – when a moment in time is so profound, you can’t help expressing your love for your friends in an over the top “chick flick” kind of way. Credit: @GLbali
xBL2I&B – Buzz Lightyear “To Infinity and Beyond” (when you can’t agree or disagree enough…to infinity) ” I need more Uncle Steve” – ACAxBL2I&B
EyeSexing ^^^THIS Credit: @h50sardonic
fingertwitch – an uncontrollable physical reaction to Alex’s open neck collars credit: @kimphin1
FLAIL – Internet speak for flopping about like a dying fish, unable to form intelligible sentences. What the grey hair, scruff and ^^^this face makes me do.
FLR – F*cking Life Ruiner – when he sets the bar too high by being so adorable/hot/sexy that no other man can compete with him. Thus ruining our lives. He’s been doing this a lot lately with kids and puppies. I hate him. No I don’t. See what I mean??
The FOY – The Fountain of Youth. What McG carries in his pants. It has special powers. credit: @h50sardonic
Free The Gecko – what the H50 makeup dept needs to do because after 3 years they still can’t find the right shade of cover up. credit: @H50BAMF
FTW (For the Win) usually used to recognize a supremely excellent comment.
BTTF – Boulder to the Face – that awkward moment when Steve gets hurt (like taking a boulder to the face in 1.20) and it only makes him more handsome.
Facechair – sometimes you need to find a place that looks comfy and sit for awhile Credit: @DemiGoddess13
FWA – A F*cking Work of Art (New Back Tatt) Old Back Tatt – (TS) Nice but no FWA. Credit: @H50BAMF
Hotstuffitis – a medical condition that afflicts extremely handsome men who have prominent neck veins.
IHH/NID (I Hate Him/No I Don’t) – a passive aggressive term used when he does something so incredibly sexy but has no idea of it’s effect on us. ………..The double hitch, it makes me hate him. Not really. <<—see what I mean?
LLWL (Lying Liar Who Lies) – anyone who lies. Doris is a perfect example.
McIndy – When Steve McGarrett does some awesome Indiana Jones type shit. Credit: @H50BAMF
McNerd – what you get called when someone asks a question and you reply with a graduate thesis.
Not McG – unfortunately, this is not the sight most of us wake up to every day. No disrespect to our loved one….but damn. Credit: @kimphin1
Packed Lunch – another term for the FOY as termed in The Oyster Farmer.
Picnic – A hot mess. So awfully distracting you almost can’t enjoy the scene. Credit: @heymomo and @aliciagecko
SandT (Sigh and Thud) – you say it then you do it. Credit: @pommienanna
SBJ&TO – Sweet Baby Jesus and The Orphans *** usually preceeds epic flailing …………………… “SBJ&TO will you look at dat ass!!” Credit: @crumpet_b
Scooter – random objects/people in pictures with Alex that you shouldn’t even notice. But you do. Yes, there really is a scooter there. ^^^ go look. credit: @steph_jane2
McG Sex Bootcamp – when grappling with McG seems like foreplay. Because you know he likes it rough. credit: @H50sardonic
Squee – the sound you make when something too amazing for words happens.
Tire Face – Ep 1.16 when McG’s face looks like it was run over by a tire (yet still handsome)
TPD – (Total Panty Destroyer) – When he does something so adorable/sexy/hot/BAMF that the panties just give up and go “poof”.